There is a joy of being buried in books. All kinds of books. Not just my fancy shmancy liturature. All kinds. One for everyone.
If you've not guessed, I'm back at the book store. I'm immersed in pages.
There are dreary passages of samey romance (Debbie and Fern, I am looking at you) and overwhelming amount of mystery. More than those, there are the collected memories of humanity, honed and sharpened until the produce something magical, something breath catching, something clever, or something for us to learn.
There is always space to learn. There is time to step away from the bite sized portions of information and remember a meal of words. A buffet of story which, when you fially fold your napikin, you feel a sense of achievement in yourself.
Mmmm. Books. No matter where you are in the world, I've never had an angry person come of the book store.
Yes I am back at the book store. I've started a stack too, so next week you'll see what I've got on my radar, what I'll be bringing back with me and what I will want to bring but can't because of foolish weight restrictions.
Ps. If anyone mentions a light weight kindle or anything related to it, I will start punching wildlife.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Saturday, September 26, 2015
Week 1 In Canada: Animal Luck
We've been so busy since we landed that I've not had a chance to think of anything to write. There have been so many fresh tomato sandwiches, meeting people, working (farm life of course), and spotting wildlife.
Will and I nearly melted with the heat. The weather has been so dreich that 22 degrees Celsius was roasting. Got a bit of colour when we went canoeing the on Wednesday, which was staggering. No longer are we see through but rather off white. Shar cam with us, resulting in a hilarious exit from the boat. Coupled with her fear of a monstrous snake, which could be excused for being a worm, she kinda started slipping down into the water.
I've got me some photos, of her and das nature.
exit from the boat. Coupled with her fear of a monstrous snake, which could be excused for being a worm, she kinda started slipping down into the water.
I've got me some photos, of her and das nature.
Will and I nearly melted with the heat. The weather has been so dreich that 22 degrees Celsius was roasting. Got a bit of colour when we went canoeing the on Wednesday, which was staggering. No longer are we see through but rather off white. Shar cam with us, resulting in a hilarious exit from the boat. Coupled with her fear of a monstrous snake, which could be excused for being a worm, she kinda started slipping down into the water.
I've got me some photos, of her and das nature.
exit from the boat. Coupled with her fear of a monstrous snake, which could be excused for being a worm, she kinda started slipping down into the water.
I've got me some photos, of her and das nature.
Friday, September 18, 2015
2 Years Bonnie Scotland
After two years of living in Scotland I'm heading back home to Canada.
Its been an overwhelming experience. Two years can be a long time, though it feels now as though its flown past me.
When I purchased my ticket in February, 2013 for the from underneath covers of my bed, with Star Wars VI playing in the background in attempt to lure myself out of a depression, I had little idea where it would led me.
I knew I was on the right track when I got my visa in the post. That grim photo looking back at me was my lucky ticket to something fresh, invigorating and eye opening in ways I'm still understanding. Its not one of those trips to East Asia or a commune in a remote mountain top. I didn't take part in any meditation, fasts, or par take in an extreme alteration in lifestyle. I ate chips, haggis, climbed a mountain or two and drank more than a toddlers size in cider, perhaps the same in double whiskeys and coke (my drink of choice).
I grew internally, learning to deal with problems on my own, understand when I was being taken advantage of and loving my friends, near and far who were always good to me (and there are too many to name here).
Moving to another country is something a landmark in my life, as much as University or paying off the debt that went with it, but I did this one with my gut. I've known for a long time the Uk was on my map of places that would change me, and I was not wrong. I'm so glad of my time in Scotland, nestled in the Highlands. Among mountains, my favorite heart stoppers/knee breakers, I felt freedom, and the need to be a stronger,better person, to learn more about others and be less afraid in the face of adversity.
I recommend a visa to my other Canadian people.
The nice people who came to din dins with me :) |
The nice couple behind Kyle and John who made sloppy kiss noises and looked like this all night. |
Monday, September 7, 2015
Easterly Photos
Friday, September 4, 2015
Writing Report: 1 My Brain Sucks and so does TV
Working on a page for a novel I started ages ago. This will be the third re write but I've hit a dry patch worse than a camel's down stairs.
My typing feels clunky, but my words seem a bit at a loss.
Art to re inspire |
Ideas to get my brain reinvigorated:
1.) Read.
This is kind of a no brainer but I've not been reading, not finishing any stories. Plodding through books and then kinda just meeeeehing them aside. So going to read some books. I have two ready for the flight, a place where there's nothing to do but listen to music and read.
2.) Read history.
That's where the magic for my mind was. I used to pick through all the time and now I do so little learning in that regard. I've started a collection of books but I need to sit down and have a good read through some of my history texts. Refresh.
3.) No panic writing/fun writing.
I'm looking to get the tension of not writing brilliance right away. I can do good, when sparked still, but I have to write when there's no spark. Casual Baby!
4.) Less television/gaming.
It seems to suck the brain out of me. Always. So less of it... She says with Storage Wars and Pawn Stars on. Less please!
Here's a dream sample... I might just do short stories with these two....
They thundered through the open snowy fields. The north was known for little else. The giant horse beneath them blew hot, puffing like smoke from flaring nostrils. Despite it being a well seasoned war horse, it was no fool. Three wolves could take it down the second it slipped in its footing.
But it was not the horse the wolves sought, but the riders.
The first, holding tight the old leather reins, was big, broad across the shoulders and big in the bones, indomitable muscle. He was dressed in light but warm clothes, a heavy green cloak wrapped around his shoulders. Beard frosted as he looked over his shoulder.
“Don't look!” The rider behind him shouted. She was more heavily clad, chest, legs and arms wrapped in reddish, boiled leather armour. A single metal plate sewn in against her chest had any form of a sigil. A tree. The Tree. A dark brown cloak flapped behind them, snapping as the wolves teeth and a long sword, sheathed, la across her thigh.
The wolves snapped out at the great beast, it sourly kicked back while still keeping a steady gallop. There were three. The first was as white as the snow it ran in, pink tongue hanging out as it raced. The second, taking up the rear was unusually grey, in such away that it appeared blue, it followed with determination.
The last wolf was black as the night, yellowed eyes gleaming as it lead the other two on the hunt.
From the back, the armed rider knew the mount could not stand much more. The forest edge was almost upon them. It was more dangerous in the open field. If the horse's legs broke from hidden undergrowth, they would be doomed.
Gathering her breath, she vaulted backwards of the back. The flash of cloak spooked the wolves only a moment. The snow cushioned the heavy landing short sword drawn in time as the black wolf launched at her. Its teeth sunk into her greave, the iron jaw pushed quickly through the heavy leather, shaking to try and throw her. Her foot raised, kicking it back with a blow to its dark chest. Before it could recover, she brought the heavy sword down in a swift, and decisive arch.
The black wolf's half decapitated corpse pumped bright red blood into the frosted earth.
Raising her sword for the next attacker, she was surprised to find both of the other two stepped back. Panting, the white one growled, pacing before she joined her blueish companion whimpering and backing away.
Heavy horse steps caused her to spot him over her shoulder, looking down anxiously. "I don't feel anything yet..."
Grabbing a fist full of snow, she polished the blood from the blade. "Maybe it takes time."
"How much?"
"I'm not the sage. I'm the blade, until you take up yours again."
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
5 Tips to Losing Weight Quickly
I'm not an expert, but I've lived some of life and come across some healthy alternatives to weightloss pills and strenuous time consuming exercise.
5.) Tape up that hole in your face. No more Mr./Mrs consumer for you. Put a healthy amount of duct tape around your face, through your hair too, that shit hurts. Look! No more food in your face.
4.) Get Chased by Wolves. I said no exercise but I am a liar. Getting chased by wolves is guaranteed to lose some weight. Not only by the running, but the adrenaline. Don't worry if they catch you, more of that stupid cellulite gobbled up. And you're helping feed hungry wolves! Aren't you the environmentalist!
3.) Eat Only Balloon animals. No worries for the suffering of animals any more! They're so light, yet filling. They do give gas though....
2.) Donate most of your blood. There's a lot of weight in blood. Get rid of that shit. Give it to the bank for safe keeping. You can withdraw it any time, just like a real bank. Plus, less likely to mess up white pants if you get a paper cut. Remember to leave a little bit behind. Just in case.
1.) Cut off your arms. Eat less by not putting your fingers near food. Literally cutting off the quick means to put food in your face hole. Not only that, arms weigh a lot. Get rid of them! Goal weight met.
*I don't promote any of this stuff. Don't do it. Consult a doctor instead of a blog fool.
5.) Tape up that hole in your face. No more Mr./Mrs consumer for you. Put a healthy amount of duct tape around your face, through your hair too, that shit hurts. Look! No more food in your face.
4.) Get Chased by Wolves. I said no exercise but I am a liar. Getting chased by wolves is guaranteed to lose some weight. Not only by the running, but the adrenaline. Don't worry if they catch you, more of that stupid cellulite gobbled up. And you're helping feed hungry wolves! Aren't you the environmentalist!
3.) Eat Only Balloon animals. No worries for the suffering of animals any more! They're so light, yet filling. They do give gas though....
2.) Donate most of your blood. There's a lot of weight in blood. Get rid of that shit. Give it to the bank for safe keeping. You can withdraw it any time, just like a real bank. Plus, less likely to mess up white pants if you get a paper cut. Remember to leave a little bit behind. Just in case.
1.) Cut off your arms. Eat less by not putting your fingers near food. Literally cutting off the quick means to put food in your face hole. Not only that, arms weigh a lot. Get rid of them! Goal weight met.
*I don't promote any of this stuff. Don't do it. Consult a doctor instead of a blog fool.
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